That's right kids.

Due to e-mail phantoms, a change in hotel plans, no pre-arranged meeting point or contact info for Red, plus voice mails not received until the Q was back on the floor...Red and SZQ did not in fact Rondevoux in Rio as planned.

You got it - both rockstars were in the same city at the same time but never exactly in the same place, thus making the Brazil or Bust gig a total and complete

BUST!!!

Band folklore mentions that had there actually been an ELTD gig in Brazil during that time, that the crowd would have been so big that the stage probably would've gotten rushed and one or more of the band members injured.

It is thus thought that God did everyone a big favor by postponing this show for a time when secure body guards can be made available.