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I see you on my computer screen
more than I see you face to face.
We don't talk much but we send e mail
The joys of living in cyberspace.
I don't know your phone number
but I know your url by heart
I fell in love with you when I saw your website
The craziest way for a relationship to start.
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I want your gif to roll on over
So I can jpg you right to my bed.
I have your image saved on my desktop
My speakers scream out your guitar.
I can download a video of you in Real Player
I think this cyber obsession has gone to far.
Because I get depressed if I don't have a message
from you in my inbox every day.
The situation goes from bad to worse when I send you more mail
even though I haven't got a god damn thing to say.
My hard drive gets harder every
time I think of you
but I can't figure out which cable I'm suppost to connect to
My server is down and I can't get through
I lost my manual years ago so what am I supposed to do?
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What do you think when you turn on your computer
and see that there's a message there from me?
Are you excited or are you bothered and think,
"I hope this is a person I never see!"
I think my software has a virus
Should I save as, quit now, or abort?
I don't know how to deal with a human
I think I need some hardcore tech support!
There's a bomb on my warning message
that's telling me this bullshit is absurd.
My brain is frying; my sense of reality is dying
An error of the human species has occured.