Consultant Shmultant
I won't be your consultant,
No more chains insults and
Internet strategies
Business plans for you.
Powerpoint presentations,
Reserving my reservations.
I won't be your consultant,
I won't learn not to talk and
Shut my mouth hibernate,
Just to make you look great.
Balk for my superiors,
Who's the inferior?
You never interact, but react
With client expectations. No
imagination, creation, has been
planned in our requirements,
you're on probation.
I'd like to functionaly specify that
some intelligent agent proactively datamine
your mind, and get back to me the nanosecond
it finds some intelligent lifesign, but that's
not gonna happen, now is it?
Probation? Humiliation? I don't think so, fucking resignation.
I won't be your consultant,
I won't take more of your trip.
Dress business casual,
Horribly unfashionable.
Khaki pants cube romance,
Last chance, work freelance.
I won't be your consultant,
Sanity is more important.
Health insurance,
Say good-bye.
What I've got Kaiser can't cure,
I'm out of here. Yeah.