Ode to Hawaiian Goat Sucker
She said it like it was nothing,
What happens if I fail that class?
The first ones, the best ones the mightiest ones,
Will always finish last with you.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The first ones always finish last,
The best ones always lose their ass,
The great ones always see you straight through.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The best ones always finish last with you.
Most people are quick,
To let you know how much you fucking owe.
Making up favors,
To create proof.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The first ones always finish last,
The best ones always lose their ass,
The right ones never remind you.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The best ones always finish last with you.
She said it's not that heavy,
It's nothing I can't move.
Combat boots, computer books, guitars and drums just
Weigh a hundred or two.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The best ones always finish last with you.
We might find a way around.
But probably we'll plow straight through.
When you're fucked up and you're screwed,
The best ones always finish last with you.