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SZQ is a fearless eater - morning noon and night, she's not afraid to pack down the meals as if there is no tomorrow. Her favorite holidays are the ones that serve up the most candy: Halloween, Easter, Christmas - you can be sure to find a fresh pot of candy in every corner of her apartment. Mayonaise is her middle name when tuna sandwhiches are the game.

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Stacey loves food. Burritos, pizza, grapes, snow caps and chicken. These are the only the things I've ever seen her eat. Actually, that's not true. I never did actually SEE her eat the chicken. But I did see the chicken roasting on the spit. Slow roasting. Very slow. Is the chicken done yet? What? Samonella flavored chicken tonight, honey? Perfect.

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Erin's Menu

Breakfast:
Poss's post-waterskiing buckweat waffles with walnuuts,fresh berries and real Maine maple syrup; Mom's egg's benedict with eggs poached soft; Frosted Flakes with sliced banana, strawberries and skim milk; grapefruit; freshly squeezed orange juice and well-seasoned hashbrowns.

Lunch:
Footlong tuna on wheat with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, green peppers, olives, and jalapenos; carrot sticks; Burrito with everything, Hawaiian lust smoothy; peanut sause salad from the psych dept. thai cafe.

Dinner:
Mom's tacos with peppers, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, olives, hot sauce, guacamole, and homemade salsa; chicken enchaladas; TGIF's chicken fajitas; Fish: anything from sushi to shark fillets on the grill; Olive Garden aka bottomless salad, breadsticks and rasberry lemonade; Maine lobster with blueberry muffins, corn on the cob, steamers, and cole slaw; picnics in the hills with french bread, brie and a 2 quart bottle of Cooks champagne; Pizza the Hut (veggie pan pizza with re-inforcements from the salad bar); Benni Hanna (Hamachi chicken and shrimp); moo shoo chicken with extra duck sause; mayonaise walnut prawns; and anything involving mass amounts of garlic.

Dessert:
Big Daddy's homemade oreo ice cream; half and half DQ Blizzard with cookie dough; chocolate cake from Max's; Apple, pecan, and blueberry pies - heated, with coffee ice cream; Chocolate mouse cake.

Middle of the Night Meal:
Blueberry pancakes; Jackie's mayonaise sandwhiches (4:1 mayo tuna ratio); crunchy peanut butter and rasberry jam on toasted seseme seed bagel; frosted mini wheats; frozen pizza with tomatoes, onions, garlic, hot peppers, oregano and basil; quesadillas with every vegatable on site; Beth's 12 egg omlette and coffee milkshake.

Erin's food intake in a nutshell: Lots of fruits and vegitables, no red meat, limited cheese, and LOTS of water. Because remember: hydration is the key to life.

Another dietary tip from Erin:
Drinking a couple drops of your own pee every day is very beneficial to your health.

 

 


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